I was walking along the road and saw what I was looking for,
There it is, oh lovely a nice big tree,
I cocked my hind leg up, whheeeeee, shake shake,
Ahh that's better, little sniff, ooohhhmmmm,
That smells good, some bitch been past here lately,
Wonder if its that French thing in number 9,
Oh hope so smells French,
Oh well gotta go, heading for the park,
See my big English mate, he's a right hairy git,
Can't see where he's going, said he used to be a model,
Model huh, yeah said he done it for dulux,
Never heard of the guy, and I been here for ages,
Ahh there he is sniffin round that husky,
Told him too stay away from her, she's always scratching,
Might catch something one of these days,
Then where will he be,
Just time for a quick hello, a rub on the big oak,
Oh, Oh there's a ball, gotta run, catch the ball,
Oh damn, missed it that bloody rottweiler,
Dangerous someone said he tried to bite his mate,
Yeah well he can have it,
Oh, Oh another ball, run, run gotta get it,
Got it , Got it, hell why do I do this every time I see a ball,
It's embarrassing still I do like the taste of rubber,
Could be the start of a fetish.